There once was a man,Ā
Ā
His name is not important,Ā
Just know thatĀ heāsĀ a guy.Ā
Ā
He onceĀ went to war,Ā
or rather, WAR went to him
Ā
In training,Ā
He had to fire,Ā
Not set fireĀ
NotĀ blowĀ fireĀ
Not eat fireĀ
Ā
ButĀ rather FIRE,Ā
Ā
FIRE as in creating a .54-inch holeĀ
in paper heads.Ā
Ā
But then he came to the trenches,Ā
And it was his turn to fire,Ā
At the enemyĀ
Ā
Yet he could not,Ā
Yet he could notĀ
Yet he could notĀ
Ā
Why is that so?Ā
We do not know.Ā
Ā
But all we need know….Ā
Is that he ends with a .54-inch holeĀ
In his head,Ā
Ā
That was created by,
Ā
The enemy.Ā
Ā
(I know this is so clunky of a poem btw, like I wrote this real quick for fun)