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war poem (a quick poem)

There once was a man,Ā 

Ā 

His name is not important,Ā 

Just know thatĀ he’sĀ a guy.Ā 

Ā 

He onceĀ went to war,Ā 

or rather, WAR went to him

Ā 

In training,Ā 

He had to fire,Ā 

Not set fireĀ 

NotĀ blowĀ fireĀ 

Not eat fireĀ 

Ā 

ButĀ rather FIRE,Ā 

Ā 

FIRE as in creating a .54-inch holeĀ 

in paper heads.Ā 

Ā 

But then he came to the trenches,Ā 

And it was his turn to fire,Ā 

At the enemyĀ 

Ā 

Yet he could not,Ā 

Yet he could notĀ 

Yet he could notĀ 

Ā 

Why is that so?Ā 

We do not know.Ā 

Ā 

But all we need know….Ā 

Is that he ends with a .54-inch holeĀ 

In his head,Ā 

Ā 

That was created by,

Ā 

The enemy.Ā 

Ā 

 

(I know this is so clunky of a poem btw, like I wrote this real quick for fun)

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