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Use of Shakespeare IRL

I have to say, Shakespeare really does have a use in real life, like for example to insult someone with the highest possible manner, or in quotes.

“Her face is not worth sunburning.” from Henry V.ย  ย  ย  Meaning someones soooo ugly the sun don’t even bother giving him/her a sunburn.ย 

“Villain, I have done thy mother.โ€™ from Titus Andronicus.ย  ย  ย  This is quite possibly the origin of โ€˜your mamaโ€™ jokes Here the character responds to another character by hurling insults toward his mother.

โ€˜I am sick when I do look on thee.โ€™ from A Midsummer Nightโ€™s Dream.ย  ย  ย  Meaning you make me sick, or youโ€™re so ugly it makes me sick.

“May thy wisdom beest liketh the chives in springeth, which art sh’rt but haply shall has’t a chance to groweth” from Pepsi is Awesome.ย ย  ย Okay I made this one up lol

“Thou art as fat as butter” from Henry IV, Part 1.ย  ย  ย  ย Straight to the point. Nothing to explain here.

OK that’s it. Help me get to Top 5

 

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