Good evening ladies and gentlemen. Welcome to Alien news where everything we say is controversial and may be politically sensitive.

Just ten minutes ago, SANA’s just received new information and photos from the newly discovered galaxy: Kiwiiiiiway. They’ve founded a new black hole that’s said to be the second strongest in the entire universe: B-2. To have a closer up on it, our reporter James in currently right next to B-2. Hello James!

James: “MMhmsjjkkh- AHHHHHHHHH!”

Thank you so much James! Now he’s on a space mission that was not at all mentioned in his contract.

Moving on, President Jhabnlun has come to a disagreement with Prime minister Ybibabu on bananas. President Jhabnlun says how the fruit is actually an animal, and humans have been mistaken it as a fruit for the past centuries. However, Prime minister Ybibabu argues how it’s actually made out of plastic and is a secret weapon humans are planning to use against the entire universe. Personally, I think both are lunatics. Bananas are rockets used to fly to Jupiter! It’s common knowledge taught in primary school!!

Thats all for today on Alien News. We hope to see you next time tomorrow at 26:00PM. Goodbye

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