It is such a pleasure to finally break the fourth wall and finally speak to you. As the Captain of the Storytravel Rescue Team and one of the founders of the Cloud Academy, I have taken the liberty to write to some of our staff and students, even our main villain, to share to us their experiences with Storytravel and the Cloud Academy. Be warned, the Academy is a very chaotic place only certain people can stand. I hope you have what it takes to be a true Storytraveller.
-Captain
To Everyone Captain Just Adressed
Hiiiiii everyone I’m Pinkie Penguin <3 (yes I know it is a strange name but I am bright pink soooooo) I am the Rescue Team’s storytravel scientist! Isn’t that coooool and stuff? I know Captain didn’t explain (she can be soooo boring) but storytravel is when characters go to a different story (or universe) using a portal called The Cloud. Not an actual cloud, a portal. It can be accessed by using storytravel crystals, available in every story! Even yours! So even you could storytravel! And the Cloud Academy is like a place we teach young characters to storytravel <3 soooooo I hope that explains a lotttt.
PS. I like postscripts <3
PPS. I like “<3”
—- Prof. Pinkie Penguin
Hello people. Im adventure rat and I am the navigator of the rescue team. I personally think the cloud is a great thing because before the cloud was discovered I was a regular rat in a random story but I accidentally ate a story travel crystal in some bread and didn’t digest it. So now I have a story travel crystal in my stomach and can talk!
——adventure rat
To all you Cloud Academy loving fools,
The whole idea of storytravel is silly. A character from one story goes to another. Using a magic cloud. You know what the Rescue Team first did? They went into stories acting the hero and stopping anything bad happening. Well it sounds nice but it’s not. Those stories are now ruined! And now they steal protagonists from stories to go to their dumb story travel story school. Well, to get something straight, I like being the main antagonist. If these people are making their own stories, or universes, their new story needs a conflict. But their whole premise is still pretty dumb.
— The Very Evil Compsognathus
Hooray I can tell everyone about everything! Hooray! I am Tri the pentaceratops ( yes Im not actually a triceratops) and i along with dotty, Rosie, Rex and allo All survived the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs by hiding underground. After millions of years underground ( our story has a very large plothole here) we found a story travel crystal underground as an ore. Later we used it and got to the cloud.
—Tri
Why are you making me write a letter but fair enough I suppose,
Hi I’m Kitmar. Laugh at my name all you want but I wouldn’t recommend it since I always wear spurs and I’m not afraid to kick people. I quite like Cloud Academy because we (me, Sock, Andromeda and Eliot) get to do things we couldn’t otherwise. Eliot still can’t do those things but who cares. I, for example, can bring chemicals to the Academy and everyone is fine with that. I can drill a hole through the back of my wardrobe and furnish the space behind to make a laboratory and nobody bats an eyelid. It’s pretty cool. I can even paint murals on the wall, providing it’s inside my dorm. And the best part, we can beat that compsognathus to the moon at least once every week.
—KITMARRRRR
Hey people I am going to tell you all about a person called sock who happens to be me! I am proudly 5000000 years old and I have collected some dinosaur dna if the past, so now I’m working to re create them in a lab ( not the same one kitmar uses, this one is not hidden thanks to molly I’ll give more info on that later). Oh yeah did I mention I’m a Martian with three retractable eyes and ears, two retractable legs and the ability to gigantify? Oh wait i didnt. Anyway I just said all of that so yeah, you know me, and I hold the world record of the biggest heated terrarium in this story ( it’s not hard really). It’s where I keep the dinosaurs.
— SOCK
Dear Reader,
My name is Andromeda. I hope you can eventually come to Cloud Academy, everyone here is really kind and hardworking. The other students and teachers will appreciate, understand and support your learning. I love it here and made lots of friends and I’m sure you will too.
—Andromeda
helo broes im eliot and I hate to not have gun gun good no gun bad gun good and me thubk andromiduh is prittie and wan to marry with gun and gun and shoot and protect andromiduh to help nobody will hert andromiduh with my gun and my gun and gun and gun.
~~eLyIOt
who even uses letters anymore 🤣
just text like a normal person lol 😂
it’s your girlie Molly here fansss!slay