Explaining the Universe in Less than Ten Words

“How do we do this?” Pondered the fox.

”This is easy, Nightshade! I thought you were the clever one!” Said the small yellow cat.

”But, Lemon,” said the tiny frog, “you can’t explain your view of the universe in less than ten words! It can’t be done!”

Lemon wrote “pizza is good” on a notebook. “You were saying?”

” I have to admire your stupidity, Lemon,”sighed Nightshade.

” I agree,” said the tiny frog, “ pizza is life, the universe, everything!”

” I thought that was 42,” said Arthur Dent.

”Have you read The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy?” Asked Nightshade.

”Can’t say I have,” said the tiny frog.

”Well anyway,” said a bewildered Lemon, “I knew I could count on Froggy to back me up!”

”Always!” Said Froggy.

Nightshade sighed. “Let’s move on to the next task.”

( If you read The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy this blog post will be very funny.)