Teaching & Learning English
“So, I need to wash Princess Terrett’s mobile phone?” Lemon asked uncertainly. “No, you need to wash her car,” Froggy corrected. “It’s pronounced mo-bil, like the Batmobile or something.” ”Just wash her car.” Nightshade added. “This one is really tame. Just use a garden hose and some special soap. Simple.” Lemon felt a little less … Read more
“This one’s relatively tame,” commented Nightshade. “All you have to do is cut her toenails, Lemon. Simple.” Lemon groaned. “Have you seen Princess Terrett’s toenails? They have about thirty years of grime and muck stuck under them AND they’re about six inches long. And all fragile and yellow and cracked. It’s a method of torture!” … Read more
Six months ago, everything went wrong. The birds were singing, the wind was blowing in the trees. Me and my mother were having a nice stroll in the park. That’s when it happened. I don’t even know why they did it, I don’t know why they took her, I don’t know why they left me … Read more
“Code,” said Nightshade. ”What?” Asked Lemon. ”You need to learn a code language.” ”Whattt?” Nightshade sighed. “It’s not a difficult concept to grasp, Lemon.” ”But Nightshade,” Froggy said, “we’re supposed to learn a language, not a code.” ”Code languages, Froggy.” ”Oh.” Froggy and Nightshade decided to teach Lemon a Caesar cipher, since Caesar ciphers are … Read more
Inspired by essay Absurdity and suicide form Le Myth de Sisyphe and La peste, Written by French writer Albert Camus. Préface One lived in absurd, yet some is ignorant of that. Why absurd? Irrational, bizarre, void. One had options to give up and succumb: Either made haphazard expectation of the coming future, yet this idea is … Read more
List of things I hate: People calling me names People taking my stuff People breaking my stuff Losing things People copying me People making fun of me People making fun of my stuff P.S. I’m not putting any more chapters of A Rip in Mythology because you can find it at the library.
Who is more powerful, Donald Trump or Elon Musk Since 1920, 21 presidents and prime ministers from 9 countries graduated from oxford with degrees in economics, law, math, science etc. Would it have been better if they studied history?
I have to say, Shakespeare really does have a use in real life, like for example to insult someone with the highest possible manner, or in quotes. “Her face is not worth sunburning.” from Henry V. Meaning someones soooo ugly the sun don’t even bother giving him/her a sunburn. “Villain, I have done … Read more
I think I did okay-ish on the exam, since I’m OK with analysis in the first place. But I’m not 100-percent satisfied with it, since I did repeat a couple of points, and my hand writing wasn’t so nice : (
Imagine this scenario. You’re walking past a train track. You get to a place where the rails split, and notice people tied to the track. One rail has five people tied to it and the other has one tied to it. You try to untie them when you see a runaway train hurtling towards you. … Read more
This is directly after what happened in part 1, pls read part 1 if you have not already. Well, that’s it for Gaia. She wailed and moaned and caused so much earthquakes that the titans came running to check up. “Your father is a *first cuss word first invented*.” She explained what happened. Then she … Read more