Wooper is a axolotl, he likes to play with bottles;
He doesn’t really have a beak, but he will make your roof leak.
If you turtoch him he will have to spit at you, and when you notice you will say : “ewww“;
Annoy him too much with a lemon, he will at spit you with some venom.
Just lend him a bottle, and he will do a flottle;
Wooper is a axolotl, and he will spit in bottles
Invented words:
Turtoch: touching something with a turtle
Flottle: a bottle flip
I have done my homework in evidence of this poem.
(Reminder: don’t actually spit in bottles or at someone, it’s rude)
Sounds like we’d better stay away from Wooper unless we’re holding a flottle competition! I appreciate the circular structure 🙂
Interesting piece! It reminds me a bit of Dr Seuss 👍
I wonder if your made up words will catch on. I’ll try to use them – well, I’ll try to use flottle, can’t imagine when I’d get to use turtoch 😀