Drawing a 100% accurate picture of Princess Terrett

“Okay, how is this possible?” The fox paced the floor. ”No worries, Nightshade,” the yellow cat insisted. “I am very very super talented at drawing. I don’t even need to look at Princess Terrett to draw a 30,000,000% accurate picture of her.” “Really,”  Nightshade said skeptically. “The self portrait you drew a while ago looked … Read more

Listening to Princess Terrett’s 56-hour lecture without falling asleep

“Tricky,” muttered the fox, “but I have a plan.” “Really, Nightshade? You have a plan?” The yellow cat was skeptical. “There is always a loophole, Lemon,” replied Nightshade, “and I think I’ve found it.” “I like where this is headed,” whispered the small frog. “The rules don’t say you have to watch the lecture, do … Read more

The Twelve Tasks of Princess Terrett

“You,” said Princess Terrett, “will pay for that!” ” I-I didn’t do anything,” protested the shamefaced yellow cat. ”Yes you did!” Exclaimed the fox. “You ripped her dress, you tit!” (A tit is a type of bird-not a rude word.) ”Hey, thanks for your loving support, Nightshade,” said the cat sarcastically. ”But you did, Lemon.” … Read more