Teaching & Learning English
MY ELEVATOR ACCIDENT I press the button, Up it goes so slow. Watching numbers light up, From one to eleven they glow. First floor, second floor, Third and then the fourth. Heading to the eleventh, Traveling straight north. Fifth floor, sixth floor, Seventh, eighth, ninth, then ten. Will this elevator Ever reach me then? Finally … Read more
OK FIRST OF ALL I WILL TRY TO POST MEMES NOT SO OFTEN BUT I WILL KEEP POSTING STORIES DONT COMPLAIN PEOPLE
Spring, the grass as green as lime, Colors, flowers, shine in the sun. Children playing in springtime, Season of life, season of fun. Summer, the children leave school, Snacks include ice-cream, fizzy pop, People have fun in the pool. When summer ends, temperature drops. Autumn (or fall as Americans say), Golden leaves let … Read more
Nightingale singing in a tree, Gulls fly over a bright blue sea. Moles and badgers living underground, Apples for the harvest red and round. Eagle flies overhead fast and free, Kitty with a big heart comforts me. Gardens and orchards the plants will grow, In the harsh winter the rough wind blows. Rapids … Read more
Tinkle tinkle little be, How I wonder how you pee. Up above the world you die, Like a pee pee in my pie. Tinkle tinkle little bee, How I wonder where you pee. In the heavens poop you cry, It lands right inside my eye. Tinkle tinkle little bee, How I wonder what … Read more
Dear Tank, Please stop posting everything. On behalf of the Mushroom Community, I, Andrew, would like to let you know that you have been flooding Mushroom with your posts. G7 ELL are currently trying to discuss ideas about war poetry and I’m sure G6 and G8 are also trying to use the platform effectively. Now, … Read more
Mason, the leader of the 67 gang, is a hollow and terrifying figure who has completely lost his own personality. He is incapable of saying anything except the number “67,” using it as his only means of communication. He doesn’t lead through clever plans, but by being a pure symbol of his gang’s bitter jealousy. … Read more
chapter one there was a guy that’s called Steve that has no rizz and his friends decided that they went to a wizards shop to know why he doesn’t have any rizz ,but the wizard is actually evil and teleported them to the underworld. Steve woke up in terror. He found his friends limbs … Read more
The Real Lesson On the last day of school, Dr. Terrett called Steve and me to his desk. “You two,” he said with a knowing smile. “You’ve been unusually attentive all year. I don’t know what you did, but this has been the most remarkable year of my teaching career. Thank you.” He winked. We’ll … Read more
A New Normal Dr. Terrett stayed brilliant. His lessons were legendary throughout the school. He still played classical music, but Steve and I had destroyed the audio file. It seemed the changes were permanent. He was just a smarter, more creative version of himself now.
The Secret is Safe We brought the trophy back to a school-wide celebration. Dr. Terrett was a hero. Steve and I knew the truth, but we decided it was our secret to keep. We had helped him unlock the awesome teacher that was inside him all along. That’s what we told ourselves, anyway.
