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The Hibernator Collaboration

I am teaming up with Dr. T to produce a masterpiece of the gaming industry: The Hibernator. It is a 3D maze game (very early in development) based on the story of The Hibernator. Don’t let it catch you, for you interrupted its sleep. But luckily you can collect boosts (coming soon) to defeat it … Read more

The Rustbucket King 🤴 —A Greenflagworthy story

Part 1: The Rustbucket King Tank was a man built of spare parts and stubbornness. He was broad-shouldered and thick-chested, with a welding mask permanently pushed up on his forehead like a steel crown. His kingdom was the “Sanctuary,” a scrapyard fortress of stacked cars and corrugated metal that hummed with the quiet industry of … Read more

Poem for Today’s Dubbing Contest

A Tale of Tank, Steve, and Dylan The stage was set, the screen was clear, A contest where we conquered fear. The video played, a silly sight: A goose was typing in the daylight. His homework waited, page half-done, Beneath the cheerful, morning sun. Then Steve began, with honk and tone, A gander’s mutter, gasp, … Read more

The Gator Who Swamped the Mushroom

Tank was the tech genius of the sixth grade. He got his nickname not from being big, but from being in the Gator House—the green team for his school. His real name was reserved for the principal’s loudspeaker. The rest of the time, he was just Tank. His English teacher, the notoriously strict Dr. Terrett, … Read more

Preview of 7ELL Group 2’s Monday Seminar

A preview of Monday’s seminar and questions you might want to think about. For those who didn’t bring the poems home, this is the poem: I knew a simple soldier boy Who grinned at life in empty joy, Slept soundly through the lonesome dark, And whistled early with the lark. In winter trenches, cowed and … Read more