Prologue: The Hitchhiker’s Guide to OCAC, obscure as it may sound like, was written by an alliance of aliens whose imprudent investigation on Earth had long been launched before they ever started compile The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Whilst there were millions of these “time refrigerators” they suggested, they had picked one on the northern hemisphere not far from the equator as a sample to explore. That was how OCAC got unknowingly invaded by aliens; but in this case, that was not the case.
Chapter 1: Finding the Map
Through thorough research and observations, the human cubs wearing unified time-radiation protection suits maintained an age (that was due to the time fridge) between 4 Earth years to 18 Earth years. The operating principle of the human time fridges was classified as singularity cryonics which had enjoyed a time of prosperity in alien society before the Cosmic Existentialism Regulations banned it universally. The map of this time fridge will review all its secret doors and pathways, and the purposefully yet delicately designed hidden tricks and defenses. As our Sub-Etha Sens-O-Matic told us, it were to be found if we travel through the fridge in wormhole order; which even though there were none inside, we still managed to make a tour.
It was this soothing little garden with exotic plants at the entrance which let down our guards. Yet we needed no reminders of the dangers and peculiarities hidden in this place.
We were rather amazed by how open and interstellarized Earth was that micro sub meson interstellar phone booth actually existed on it, which at the same time evoked a strong sense of nostalgia of our home-planet (which possessed the same style of phone booths) and we were eventually (through violent struggle to restrain) tempted to dance the Gligli Gluglu lunchtime dance in front of it in hope of calling the attention of our home-planet fellows.
*Note for aliens: Cringe alert! It was after some Earth months of continuing study of this d-amn planet that we discovered the phone booth which we danced the Gligli Gluglu lunchtime dance in front of was not a phone booth, but, the worst it could be, a non time-restrained recording rig! Where all of our risible actions were recorded and sent to humans for alien investigation projects. Humans, I declare, your tricks have won you this round!
Just to change the topic, we also declare that we have discovered a human cub filter.
It had always been top of our curiosity the reason of humans resolved to build flammable chemical laboratories and put toxic liquids in that transparent cabinet without any actual protections. It had definitely at least concerned us for its highly risky safety insurance.
Nevertheless, we simply could not interpret the motive of humans keeping such a monstrous, extremely cunning, and sinister creature, while guarding it with a cage formed by the most vulnerable materials.
*Note for aliens: Seriously, beware! We have never seen such a creature on any other planet. It kept staring at us when we approached and let out grotesque crying. It did scare me.
We were trying to decipher this exotic and ancient-looking human language when our Sub-Ethan Sens-O-Matic told us they were just some random words out of nowhere. How peculiar…
*Note for aliens: Do not, do not look into this device! We swear on behalf of our dog Louis that this will cause severe quantum entanglement in a parallel universe!
We found an entrance valve for planktons. If any organisms claim themselves to have absolute respect to every organism-race and no discrimination at all, it were sure to be the humans👍
These were the numbers for the storage cabinets which stored the human cubs.
Under tremendous risk we captured this extraordinary moment of a human cub marching forward.
At this point, mind-boggingly stupid creatures like us have realized how unsafe these cabinets were.
We immediately left this place.
This mysterious flag happened to appear in every storage cabinet. Below it was usually a holographic screen (which we unfortunately have not yet discovered the use of it).
*Note for aliens: Beware of your actions when approaching this flag because some sort of defensive equipment was suggested beside it.
Fortunately, we completed our wormhole-tour just in time so as to find the gorgeous, fabulous, splendid map right in front of us!
