Running 50 meters in 7 seconds

β€œOh, I can do this no problem,” said the yellow cat. β€œTime me!” ”Uh-are you sure, Lemon?” Asked the tiny frog. β€œYou did get a Z- for PE.” ”Don’t you worry, Froggy!” Said Lemon triumphantly. β€œI can do it!” ”Ready, get set, go!” Said the fox. Lemon ran toward the finish line. ”Well? How long … Read more

Memorizing 28535926 books

β€œHow will we do this?” Asked the yellow cat. ”Well,” said the fox, β€œthis should be quite easy for you, Lemon. Froggy and I have memorized 28535900 books, you only have to memorize 26.” Lemon groaned. β€œThis math is making my head hurt, Nightshade.” ”Lemon, that’s not the point. And I didn’t ask you to … Read more

Getting a Better Score than Test-Bot

β€œFor this one I guess we’ll just have to study very hard?”suggested the tiny frog. ” I agree,” said the small yellow cat, β€œbut I disagree. You like learning, Froggy, but I don’t.” ” You contradicted yourself,Lemon,” said a fox. β€œBesides, Princess Terrett probably told Test-Bot the answers to all the questions. We can’t possibly … Read more

Explaining the Universe in Less than Ten Words

β€œHow do we do this?” Pondered the fox. ”This is easy, Nightshade! I thought you were the clever one!” Said the small yellow cat. ”But, Lemon,” said the tiny frog, β€œyou can’t explain your view of the universe in less than ten words! It can’t be done!” Lemon wrote β€œpizza is good” on a notebook. … Read more

Story Traveling Story #2

β€œWe have a very big problem,” said Nightshade. β€œWhat is it?”asked Froggy. β€œI think we’re in cloud asylum.” β€œWHAT?” Screamed Lemon. β€œWe’re in cloud asylum all right,” said Nightshade. She pointed at a logo of a cage inside a cloud on the wall. β€œSo let’s just storytravel out of here,” suggested Froggy. They all looked … Read more

The Twelve Tasks of Princess Terrett

β€œYou,” said Princess Terrett, β€œwill pay for that!” ” I-I didn’t do anything,” protested the shamefaced yellow cat. ”Yes you did!” Exclaimed the fox. β€œYou ripped her dress, you tit!” (A tit is a type of bird-not a rude word.) ”Hey, thanks for your loving support, Nightshade,” said the cat sarcastically. ”But you did, Lemon.” … Read more

Lemon, Nightshade, Froggy and Princess Terrett

It was a sunny day. The clouds were few and far between, the lake was glimmering in the sunshine and the daisies were smiling gaily. Suddenly a yellow foot crushed a few daisies flat. ”LEMON! I told you not to step on the daisies!” A fox was scowling at a yellow cat which had one … Read more

No Halloween?

What’s your favorite festival? Mine is definitely Halloween. And to think my school actually postponed it! I mean of all the outrageous ways to ruin a kid’s childhood… And it’s all because some dumb-as-dog-poo big guy somewhere cares about their pride more than kids! Of course I still celebrated it at home but it really … Read more