Running 50 meters in 7 seconds

โ€œOh, I can do this no problem,โ€ said the yellow cat. โ€œTime me!โ€ โ€Uh-are you sure, Lemon?โ€ Asked the tiny frog. โ€œYou did get a Z- for PE.โ€ โ€Donโ€™t you worry, Froggy!โ€ Said Lemon triumphantly. โ€œI can do it!โ€ โ€Ready, get set, go!โ€ Said the fox. Lemon ran toward the finish line. โ€Well? How long … Read more

Memorizing 28535926 books

โ€œHow will we do this?โ€ Asked the yellow cat. โ€Well,โ€ said the fox, โ€œthis should be quite easy for you, Lemon. Froggy and I have memorized 28535900 books, you only have to memorize 26.โ€ Lemon groaned. โ€œThis math is making my head hurt, Nightshade.โ€ โ€Lemon, thatโ€™s not the point. And I didnโ€™t ask you to … Read more

Getting a Better Score than Test-Bot

โ€œFor this one I guess weโ€™ll just have to study very hard?โ€suggested the tiny frog. โ€ I agree,โ€ said the small yellow cat, โ€œbut I disagree. You like learning, Froggy, but I donโ€™t.โ€ โ€ You contradicted yourself,Lemon,โ€ said a fox. โ€œBesides, Princess Terrett probably told Test-Bot the answers to all the questions. We canโ€™t possibly … Read more

Explaining the Universe in Less than Ten Words

โ€œHow do we do this?โ€ Pondered the fox. โ€This is easy, Nightshade! I thought you were the clever one!โ€ Said the small yellow cat. โ€But, Lemon,โ€ said the tiny frog, โ€œyou canโ€™t explain your view of the universe in less than ten words! It canโ€™t be done!โ€ Lemon wrote โ€œpizza is goodโ€ on a notebook. … Read more

Story Traveling Story #2

โ€œWe have a very big problem,โ€ said Nightshade. โ€œWhat is it?โ€asked Froggy. โ€œI think weโ€™re in cloud asylum.โ€ โ€œWHAT?โ€ Screamed Lemon. โ€œWeโ€™re in cloud asylum all right,โ€ said Nightshade. She pointed at a logo of a cage inside a cloud on the wall. โ€œSo letโ€™s just storytravel out of here,โ€ suggested Froggy. They all looked … Read more

The Twelve Tasks of Princess Terrett

โ€œYou,โ€ said Princess Terrett, โ€œwill pay for that!โ€ โ€ I-I didnโ€™t do anything,โ€ protested the shamefaced yellow cat. โ€Yes you did!โ€ Exclaimed the fox. โ€œYou ripped her dress, you tit!โ€ (A tit is a type of bird-not a rude word.) โ€Hey, thanks for your loving support, Nightshade,โ€ said the cat sarcastically. โ€But you did, Lemon.โ€ … Read more

Lemon, Nightshade, Froggy and Princess Terrett

It was a sunny day. The clouds were few and far between, the lake was glimmering in the sunshine and the daisies were smiling gaily. Suddenly a yellow foot crushed a few daisies flat. โ€LEMON! I told you not to step on the daisies!โ€ A fox was scowling at a yellow cat which had one … Read more

No Halloween?

Whatโ€™s your favorite festival? Mine is definitely Halloween. And to think my school actually postponed it! I mean of all the outrageous ways to ruin a kidโ€™s childhoodโ€ฆ And itโ€™s all because some dumb-as-dog-poo big guy somewhere cares about their pride more than kids! Of course I still celebrated it at home but it really … Read more