Washing Princess Terrettโ€™s Princesssmobile

โ€œSo, I need to wash Princess Terrettโ€™s mobile phone?โ€ Lemon asked uncertainly. โ€œNo, you need to wash her car,โ€ Froggy corrected. โ€œItโ€™s pronounced mo-bil, like the Batmobile or something.โ€ โ€Just wash her car.โ€ Nightshade added. โ€œThis one is really tame. Just use a garden hose and some special soap. Simple.โ€ Lemon felt a little less … Read more

Cutting Princess Terrettโ€™s Toenails

โ€œThis oneโ€™s relatively tame,โ€ commented Nightshade. โ€œAll you have to do is cut her toenails, Lemon. Simple.โ€ Lemon groaned. โ€œHave you seen Princess Terrettโ€™s toenails? They have about thirty years of grime and muck stuck under them AND theyโ€™re about six inches long. And all fragile and yellow and cracked. Itโ€™s a method of torture!โ€ … Read more

Learning a New Language

โ€œCode,โ€ said Nightshade. โ€What?โ€ Asked Lemon. โ€You need to learn a code language.โ€ โ€Whattt?โ€ Nightshade sighed. โ€œItโ€™s not a difficult concept to grasp, Lemon.โ€ โ€But Nightshade,โ€ Froggy said, โ€œweโ€™re supposed to learn a language, not a code.โ€ โ€Code languages, Froggy.โ€ โ€Oh.โ€ Froggy and Nightshade decided to teach Lemon a Caesar cipher, since Caesar ciphers are … Read more

Climbing the Burj Khalifa

โ€œWe got a list of rules for this one,โ€ commented Froggy, looking at the huge list of rules Princess Terrett had given them. โ€œSo we arenโ€™t allowed to use the lift, a plane, ladders, camels, teleportation, siege towers, โ€ฆโ€ Froggy proceeded to spend the next two hours reading Princess Terrettโ€™s list. โ€œSo, the only way … Read more

Surviving One Night in Princess Terrettโ€™s Classroom

โ€œSurvive one night in a classroom. Nothing difficult about that,โ€ Lemon says. โ€œItโ€™s just a classroom. What could go wrong?โ€ โ€You are forgetting one thing,Lemon.โ€ Nightshade reminded him. โ€œThis is Princess Terrettโ€™s classroom, not just any old classroom.โ€ โ€So?โ€ Lemon said. โ€But Lemon,โ€ Froggy said, โ€œ Princess Terrett is known to have a Summative Assessment … Read more

Drawing a 100% accurate picture of Princess Terrett

โ€œOkay, how is this possible?” The fox paced the floor. โ€No worries, Nightshade,โ€ the yellow cat insisted. โ€œI am very very super talented at drawing. I donโ€™t even need to look at Princess Terrett to draw a 30,000,000% accurate picture of her.โ€ โ€œReally,โ€ ย Nightshade said skeptically. โ€œThe self portrait you drew a while ago looked … Read more

Nightshadeโ€™s investigation. WARNING: MAY GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES.

The rotten yellow fetid corpse slowly dripped blood, which pooled on the floor. It smelled like Lemonโ€™s old socks. The head barely had any flesh at all, it was pure bone, skin and gristle. The eyes were torn out of their sockets. In fact, one of the eye sockets had bone sticking out. The teeth … Read more

Listening to Princess Terrettโ€™s 56-hour lecture without falling asleep

“Tricky,” muttered the fox, “but I have a plan.” “Really, Nightshade? You have a plan?” The yellow cat was skeptical. “There is always a loophole, Lemon,” replied Nightshade, “and I think I’ve found it.” “I like where this is headed,” whispered the small frog. “The rules don’t say you have to watch the lecture, do … Read more