Teaching & Learning English
🐉 Kakapo da RainWing 🐉 “So, I need to wash Princess Terrett’s mobile phone?” Lemon asked uncertainly. “No, you need to wash her car,” Froggy corrected. “It’s pronounced mo-bil, like the Batmobile or something.” ”Just wash her car.” Nightshade added. “This one is really tame. Just use a garden hose and some special soap. Simple.” Lemon felt a little less … Read more
“This one’s relatively tame,” commented Nightshade. “All you have to do is cut her toenails, Lemon. Simple.” Lemon groaned. “Have you seen Princess Terrett’s toenails? They have about thirty years of grime and muck stuck under them AND they’re about six inches long. And all fragile and yellow and cracked. It’s a method of torture!” … Read more
Six months ago, everything went wrong. The birds were singing, the wind was blowing in the trees. Me and my mother were having a nice stroll in the park. That’s when it happened. I don’t even know why they did it, I don’t know why they took her, I don’t know why they left me … Read more
“Code,” said Nightshade. ”What?” Asked Lemon. ”You need to learn a code language.” ”Whattt?” Nightshade sighed. “It’s not a difficult concept to grasp, Lemon.” ”But Nightshade,” Froggy said, “we’re supposed to learn a language, not a code.” ”Code languages, Froggy.” ”Oh.” Froggy and Nightshade decided to teach Lemon a Caesar cipher, since Caesar ciphers are … Read more
Imagine this scenario. You’re walking past a train track. You get to a place where the rails split, and notice people tied to the track. One rail has five people tied to it and the other has one tied to it. You try to untie them when you see a runaway train hurtling towards you. … Read more
“We got a list of rules for this one,” commented Froggy, looking at the huge list of rules Princess Terrett had given them. “So we aren’t allowed to use the lift, a plane, ladders, camels, teleportation, siege towers, …” Froggy proceeded to spend the next two hours reading Princess Terrett’s list. “So, the only way … Read more
“Survive one night in a classroom. Nothing difficult about that,” Lemon says. “It’s just a classroom. What could go wrong?” ”You are forgetting one thing,Lemon.” Nightshade reminded him. “This is Princess Terrett’s classroom, not just any old classroom.” ”So?” Lemon said. ”But Lemon,” Froggy said, “ Princess Terrett is known to have a Summative Assessment … Read more
“Okay, how is this possible?” The fox paced the floor. ”No worries, Nightshade,” the yellow cat insisted. “I am very very super talented at drawing. I don’t even need to look at Princess Terrett to draw a 30,000,000% accurate picture of her.” “Really,” Nightshade said skeptically. “The self portrait you drew a while ago looked … Read more
I wanted to join in with the Shakespeare poems. We all love Shakey, Because he is on Snickers. And we love Snickers.
The rotten yellow fetid corpse slowly dripped blood, which pooled on the floor. It smelled like Lemon’s old socks. The head barely had any flesh at all, it was pure bone, skin and gristle. The eyes were torn out of their sockets. In fact, one of the eye sockets had bone sticking out. The teeth … Read more
Have you read Enchantia: legends and tales of good and bad? Well if not, you should. Otherwise you won’t know how to join in with Enchantia II, will you? Enchantia II is designed to be a chance for everyone who uses 🍄 to work together, unleash their creativity and have fun. Plus improving the … Read more
“Tricky,” muttered the fox, “but I have a plan.” “Really, Nightshade? You have a plan?” The yellow cat was skeptical. “There is always a loophole, Lemon,” replied Nightshade, “and I think I’ve found it.” “I like where this is headed,” whispered the small frog. “The rules don’t say you have to watch the lecture, do … Read more