I have to say, Shakespeare really does have a use in real life, like for example to insult someone with the highest possible manner, or in quotes.
“Her face is not worth sunburning.” from Henry V. Meaning someones soooo ugly the sun don’t even bother giving him/her a sunburn.
“Villain, I have done thy mother.’ from Titus Andronicus. This is quite possibly the origin of ‘your mama’ jokes Here the character responds to another character by hurling insults toward his mother.
‘I am sick when I do look on thee.’ from A Midsummer Night’s Dream. Meaning you make me sick, or you’re so ugly it makes me sick.
“May thy wisdom beest liketh the chives in springeth, which art sh’rt but haply shall has’t a chance to groweth” from Pepsi is Awesome. Okay I made this one up lol
“Thou art as fat as butter” from Henry IV, Part 1. Straight to the point. Nothing to explain here.
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