My Trip to Hyrule

Last weekend, I got to visit the land of Hyrule. It was awesome, but also kinda dangerous. Below is my whole journey for the weekend. Kakariko Village First, I went to Kakariko village, where everyone wears Sheikah clothes. There were Cuccos everywhere, which is an interesting name for chicken, and I learned not to hit … Read more

Climbing the Burj Khalifa

“We got a list of rules for this one,” commented Froggy, looking at the huge list of rules Princess Terrett had given them. “So we aren’t allowed to use the lift, a plane, ladders, camels, teleportation, siege towers, …” Froggy proceeded to spend the next two hours reading Princess Terrett’s list. “So, the only way … Read more

Enchantia: Legends & Tales of Good & Bad

The book below is the result of a three week project and subsequent proofreading and editing. Although the whole reads a little disjointedly, probably due to the sheer number of minds working on this story in a relatively short period of time, the ideas are interesting and most are well written. Some students even started … Read more

Listening to Princess Terrett’s 56-hour lecture without falling asleep

“Tricky,” muttered the fox, “but I have a plan.” “Really, Nightshade? You have a plan?” The yellow cat was skeptical. “There is always a loophole, Lemon,” replied Nightshade, “and I think I’ve found it.” “I like where this is headed,” whispered the small frog. “The rules don’t say you have to watch the lecture, do … Read more

Running 50 meters in 7 seconds

“Oh, I can do this no problem,” said the yellow cat. “Time me!” ”Uh-are you sure, Lemon?” Asked the tiny frog. “You did get a Z- for PE.” ”Don’t you worry, Froggy!” Said Lemon triumphantly. “I can do it!” ”Ready, get set, go!” Said the fox. Lemon ran toward the finish line. ”Well? How long … Read more

Memorizing 28535926 books

“How will we do this?” Asked the yellow cat. ”Well,” said the fox, “this should be quite easy for you, Lemon. Froggy and I have memorized 28535900 books, you only have to memorize 26.” Lemon groaned. “This math is making my head hurt, Nightshade.” ”Lemon, that’s not the point. And I didn’t ask you to … Read more

Getting a Better Score than Test-Bot

“For this one I guess we’ll just have to study very hard?”suggested the tiny frog. ” I agree,” said the small yellow cat, “but I disagree. You like learning, Froggy, but I don’t.” ” You contradicted yourself,Lemon,” said a fox. “Besides, Princess Terrett probably told Test-Bot the answers to all the questions. We can’t possibly … Read more

Explaining the Universe in Less than Ten Words

“How do we do this?” Pondered the fox. ”This is easy, Nightshade! I thought you were the clever one!” Said the small yellow cat. ”But, Lemon,” said the tiny frog, “you can’t explain your view of the universe in less than ten words! It can’t be done!” Lemon wrote “pizza is good” on a notebook. … Read more