YouAreAnIdiot !

YouAreAnIdiot is a trojan horse created around 2002 for Microsoft Windows. It existed on a website (That I won’t name for obvious safety reasons). When downloaded, the trojan showed a gif/flash animation with a voice singing “You are an idiot hahahah!” and opened mutiple windows with the same gif using a JavaScript function called procreate. … Read more

Introducing: The Paths Will Meet Book 2

This book, unlike the first book, will be science fiction. Set in a different (fictional)system in the same galaxy as us. There are three main types of aliens living there: Blobwobs. Generally kind and caring. They shape-shift easily, and are always slightly translucent and wet-looking. They have unique patterns on their cheeks. (I’ll let Monty … Read more

Washing Princess Terrett’s Princesssmobile

“So, I need to wash Princess Terrett’s mobile phone?” Lemon asked uncertainly. “No, you need to wash her car,” Froggy corrected. “It’s pronounced mo-bil, like the Batmobile or something.” ”Just wash her car.” Nightshade added. “This one is really tame. Just use a garden hose and some special soap. Simple.” Lemon felt a little less … Read more

Cutting Princess Terrett’s Toenails

“This one’s relatively tame,” commented Nightshade. “All you have to do is cut her toenails, Lemon. Simple.” Lemon groaned. “Have you seen Princess Terrett’s toenails? They have about thirty years of grime and muck stuck under them AND they’re about six inches long. And all fragile and yellow and cracked. It’s a method of torture!” … Read more

Learning a New Language

“Code,” said Nightshade. ”What?” Asked Lemon. ”You need to learn a code language.” ”Whattt?” Nightshade sighed. “It’s not a difficult concept to grasp, Lemon.” ”But Nightshade,” Froggy said, “we’re supposed to learn a language, not a code.” ”Code languages, Froggy.” ”Oh.” Froggy and Nightshade decided to teach Lemon a Caesar cipher, since Caesar ciphers are … Read more

En été (Préface)

Inspired by essay Absurdity and suicide form Le Myth de Sisyphe and La peste, Written by French writer Albert Camus. Préface One lived in absurd, yet some is ignorant of that. Why absurd? Irrational, bizarre, void. One had options to give up and succumb: Either made haphazard expectation of  the coming future, yet this idea is … Read more

A Rip in Mythology Chapter 5

Hi guys this is chapter five I dunno if you’re gonna like it but lease enjoy.   5  Chiron    I’ve finally found out the origin of the monsters!   In an old book, I read that more than 4000 years ago, a seer prophesized that there would be a sorcerer, the most powerful one in … Read more

Climbing the Burj Khalifa

“We got a list of rules for this one,” commented Froggy, looking at the huge list of rules Princess Terrett had given them. “So we aren’t allowed to use the lift, a plane, ladders, camels, teleportation, siege towers, …” Froggy proceeded to spend the next two hours reading Princess Terrett’s list. “So, the only way … Read more