Teaching & Learning English
author Imagine this scenario. You’re walking past a train track. You get to a place where the rails split, and notice people tied to the track. One rail has five people tied to it and the other has one tied to it. You try to untie them when you see a runaway train hurtling towards you. … Read more
“We got a list of rules for this one,” commented Froggy, looking at the huge list of rules Princess Terrett had given them. “So we aren’t allowed to use the lift, a plane, ladders, camels, teleportation, siege towers, …” Froggy proceeded to spend the next two hours reading Princess Terrett’s list. “So, the only way … Read more
“Survive one night in a classroom. Nothing difficult about that,” Lemon says. “It’s just a classroom. What could go wrong?” ”You are forgetting one thing,Lemon.” Nightshade reminded him. “This is Princess Terrett’s classroom, not just any old classroom.” ”So?” Lemon said. ”But Lemon,” Froggy said, “ Princess Terrett is known to have a Summative Assessment … Read more
“Okay, how is this possible?” The fox paced the floor. ”No worries, Nightshade,” the yellow cat insisted. “I am very very super talented at drawing. I don’t even need to look at Princess Terrett to draw a 30,000,000% accurate picture of her.” “Really,” Nightshade said skeptically. “The self portrait you drew a while ago looked … Read more
I wanted to join in with the Shakespeare poems. We all love Shakey, Because he is on Snickers. And we love Snickers.
The rotten yellow fetid corpse slowly dripped blood, which pooled on the floor. It smelled like Lemon’s old socks. The head barely had any flesh at all, it was pure bone, skin and gristle. The eyes were torn out of their sockets. In fact, one of the eye sockets had bone sticking out. The teeth … Read more
Have you read Enchantia: legends and tales of good and bad? Well if not, you should. Otherwise you won’t know how to join in with Enchantia II, will you? Enchantia II is designed to be a chance for everyone who uses 🍄 to work together, unleash their creativity and have fun. Plus improving the … Read more
“Tricky,” muttered the fox, “but I have a plan.” “Really, Nightshade? You have a plan?” The yellow cat was skeptical. “There is always a loophole, Lemon,” replied Nightshade, “and I think I’ve found it.” “I like where this is headed,” whispered the small frog. “The rules don’t say you have to watch the lecture, do … Read more
“Oh, I can do this no problem,” said the yellow cat. “Time me!” ”Uh-are you sure, Lemon?” Asked the tiny frog. “You did get a Z- for PE.” ”Don’t you worry, Froggy!” Said Lemon triumphantly. “I can do it!” ”Ready, get set, go!” Said the fox. Lemon ran toward the finish line. ”Well? How long … Read more
“How will we do this?” Asked the yellow cat. ”Well,” said the fox, “this should be quite easy for you, Lemon. Froggy and I have memorized 28535900 books, you only have to memorize 26.” Lemon groaned. “This math is making my head hurt, Nightshade.” ”Lemon, that’s not the point. And I didn’t ask you to … Read more
“For this one I guess we’ll just have to study very hard?”suggested the tiny frog. ” I agree,” said the small yellow cat, “but I disagree. You like learning, Froggy, but I don’t.” ” You contradicted yourself,Lemon,” said a fox. “Besides, Princess Terrett probably told Test-Bot the answers to all the questions. We can’t possibly … Read more
“How do we do this?” Pondered the fox. ”This is easy, Nightshade! I thought you were the clever one!” Said the small yellow cat. ”But, Lemon,” said the tiny frog, “you can’t explain your view of the universe in less than ten words! It can’t be done!” Lemon wrote “pizza is good” on a notebook. … Read more