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King Bladud

Y’all probably don’t know this, but King Bladud was the legendary founder of Bath. Do you know where Bath is? Bath is a city in England famous for its healing waters. It happens to be where half my family is from, so I can share this myth with you. When King Bladud was a prince, … Read more

Prester John

Intro: Prester John was a Christian ruler 📏 . Not that kind of ruler, this kind of ruler 👑. Prester John fought in the Crusades against Muslims. The Christians and Muslims were fighting over Jerusalem. Why? Well, it so happens the lucky city was the holy city of both religions. Isn’t it amazing? Out of … Read more

FINAL CALL FOR ENCHANTIA II !!!

If you don’t submit your characters by the end of May, you can’t join in. We need to get this project going. We can’t wait around any longer. If you pass the deadline, you are not part of this project.

The Monstrous Finale

“This is your last chance, annoying cat,” Princess Terrett said menacingly. “If you fail, all your hard work will be wasted. But since I am a good person, I will let your friends fight the SA monster alongside you. But if you lose this challenge, you lose your life.” Princess Terrett turned to Lemon’s friends. … Read more

Attention all Enchantians

Post all your characters in the comments of this post or you won’t be able to join in. It’s okay if you posted it in the comments of Enchantia II, but just post your characters.

Introducing: The Paths Will Meet Book 2

This book, unlike the first book, will be science fiction. Set in a different (fictional)system in the same galaxy as us. There are three main types of aliens living there: Blobwobs. Generally kind and caring. They shape-shift easily, and are always slightly translucent and wet-looking. They have unique patterns on their cheeks. (I’ll let Monty … Read more

Washing Princess Terrett’s Princesssmobile

“So, I need to wash Princess Terrett’s mobile phone?” Lemon asked uncertainly. “No, you need to wash her car,” Froggy corrected. “It’s pronounced mo-bil, like the Batmobile or something.” ”Just wash her car.” Nightshade added. “This one is really tame. Just use a garden hose and some special soap. Simple.” Lemon felt a little less … Read more

Cutting Princess Terrett’s Toenails

“This one’s relatively tame,” commented Nightshade. “All you have to do is cut her toenails, Lemon. Simple.” Lemon groaned. “Have you seen Princess Terrett’s toenails? They have about thirty years of grime and muck stuck under them AND they’re about six inches long. And all fragile and yellow and cracked. It’s a method of torture!” … Read more

1: The Apocalypse

Six months ago, everything went wrong. The birds were singing, the wind was blowing in the trees. Me and my mother were having a nice stroll in the park. That’s when it happened. I don’t even know why they did it, I don’t know why they took her, I don’t know why they left me … Read more

Learning a New Language

“Code,” said Nightshade. ”What?” Asked Lemon. ”You need to learn a code language.” ”Whattt?” Nightshade sighed. “It’s not a difficult concept to grasp, Lemon.” ”But Nightshade,” Froggy said, “we’re supposed to learn a language, not a code.” ”Code languages, Froggy.” ”Oh.” Froggy and Nightshade decided to teach Lemon a Caesar cipher, since Caesar ciphers are … Read more