Teaching & Learning English
Bilbo Baggins of the Shire “Oh, I can do this no problem,” said the yellow cat. “Time me!” ”Uh-are you sure, Lemon?” Asked the tiny frog. “You did get a Z- for PE.” ”Don’t you worry, Froggy!” Said Lemon triumphantly. “I can do it!” ”Ready, get set, go!” Said the fox. Lemon ran toward the finish line. ”Well? How long … Read more
“How will we do this?” Asked the yellow cat. ”Well,” said the fox, “this should be quite easy for you, Lemon. Froggy and I have memorized 28535900 books, you only have to memorize 26.” Lemon groaned. “This math is making my head hurt, Nightshade.” ”Lemon, that’s not the point. And I didn’t ask you to … Read more
“For this one I guess we’ll just have to study very hard?”suggested the tiny frog. ” I agree,” said the small yellow cat, “but I disagree. You like learning, Froggy, but I don’t.” ” You contradicted yourself,Lemon,” said a fox. “Besides, Princess Terrett probably told Test-Bot the answers to all the questions. We can’t possibly … Read more
“How do we do this?” Pondered the fox. ”This is easy, Nightshade! I thought you were the clever one!” Said the small yellow cat. ”But, Lemon,” said the tiny frog, “you can’t explain your view of the universe in less than ten words! It can’t be done!” Lemon wrote “pizza is good” on a notebook. … Read more
“We have a very big problem,” said Nightshade. “What is it?”asked Froggy. “I think we’re in cloud asylum.” “WHAT?” Screamed Lemon. “We’re in cloud asylum all right,” said Nightshade. She pointed at a logo of a cage inside a cloud on the wall. “So let’s just storytravel out of here,” suggested Froggy. They all looked … Read more
“You,” said Princess Terrett, “will pay for that!” ” I-I didn’t do anything,” protested the shamefaced yellow cat. ”Yes you did!” Exclaimed the fox. “You ripped her dress, you tit!” (A tit is a type of bird-not a rude word.) ”Hey, thanks for your loving support, Nightshade,” said the cat sarcastically. ”But you did, Lemon.” … Read more
It was a sunny day. The clouds were few and far between, the lake was glimmering in the sunshine and the daisies were smiling gaily. Suddenly a yellow foot crushed a few daisies flat. ”LEMON! I told you not to step on the daisies!” A fox was scowling at a yellow cat which had one … Read more
What’s your favorite festival? Mine is definitely Halloween. And to think my school actually postponed it! I mean of all the outrageous ways to ruin a kid’s childhood… And it’s all because some dumb-as-dog-poo big guy somewhere cares about their pride more than kids! Of course I still celebrated it at home but it really … Read more
PROBLEM There is not enough gas (not that gas) in the UK. As there is less gas, the cost of gas rises and less people can afford it. REASON The UK used to buy gas from Russia, but now, due to the war in Ukraine, less countries are buying gas from Russia. These countries include … Read more